Drunk Thongs

There are two types of people in this world. The haves and the have nots (but are willing to do anything to have). The girls that we usually find in the clubs, well you can probably guess which category they belong in.

Thankfully for you we carry both lots of cash and lots of cameras in order to catch all the action these little sluts partake in to taste a little of the cash.

If you’ve always assumed things get a little hotter in the VIP area of clubs you would be right on the money. When sexy little sluts get behind the velvet rope they want to stay there and that usually means they will fuck and suck anything they have to in order to keep their status.

I love shooting INTHEVIP because we find the hottest bitches around in the hottest clubs. WHen they find out that we shoot porn they are all to excited to show us what they got.

These drunk little slut really get my cock hopping. If you don’t think booze was one of the best inventions ever give your head a shake. I often wonder what the population of the world would look like if booze had never been invented because its been helping guys fucking girls like this since the beginning of well (booze).

The best part about chicks like these is it doesn’t take much booze to push them over the edge. Truth is half of them would fuck and suck without ever taking a drink but they can rationalize it to them selves if they “think” they are drunk. Who the fuck am I to try and distort their delusion ”sure baby you where drunk as fuck off that one beer”.

You have to love it when you have been studying all day and you just feel like taking a relaxing shower and your drunk friends come in and open the shower door. To make things even worse some dickhead decides to take a picture of you buck naked in the shower.

Now obviously this girl doesn’t care that her friends see her naked. She probably doesn’t even care if the guys in the room see her naked. She might however care if guys all over the internet are smacking their cocks while watching her naked in the shower. Ph well she should have thought about the before she let the pictures leak aout. Thanks drunk friends we appreciate that!

I’m going to go way out on a limb and say that this chick is totally hammered drunk. She doesn’t really look like the kind of girl that would let some douchebag feel her up in the middle of the kitchen. Now I could be wrong and that could have ben her boyfriend of ten years but the way he is grabbing her tit suggests to me that its been a long time without pussy for this knob.

If I was there I would have stopped this little slut from making a huge mistake with this tool. Instead I would let me make a mistake with my huge tool. Did I ever tell you how much I love fucking college sluts!

OK… I’m going to start off by saying there is no way this art was done by a guy. I can’t imagine some guy holding his hand still enough to paint this goddess. Hell my hand would be shaking as hard as my cock would be twitching. Yeah I know who ever did this is a professional but lets face it I dount the do super sexy college sluts like this very often.

If they do where do I sigh up for that gig. I don’t remember my high school guidance councillor  giving me the option of painting half naked ladies. They didn’t give me the option to blog about naked college sluts either and thats worked out rather well, so I really can’t complain.

Girls just know that if they really want to get guys going all they have to do is lez out infront of us. They don’t even have to goo hardcore. Just watching a couple girls kiss in a nightclub gets every guy in the place going. I guess its just the thought of nailing one slut while she is eating her friends pussy that guys all guys have in the back of their head.

YES ladies I said all guys have that in the back of their head. If your guy tells you that he has no interest in fucking you while you chow down on your best friend he is FUCKING lying.