Drunk Thongs

These drunk little slut really get my cock hopping. If you don’t think booze was one of the best inventions ever give your head a shake. I often wonder what the population of the world would look like if booze had never been invented because its been helping guys fucking girls like this since the beginning of well (booze).

The best part about chicks like these is it doesn’t take much booze to push them over the edge. Truth is half of them would fuck and suck without ever taking a drink but they can rationalize it to them selves if they “think” they are drunk. Who the fuck am I to try and distort their delusion ”sure baby you where drunk as fuck off that one beer”.

You have to love it when you have been studying all day and you just feel like taking a relaxing shower and your drunk friends come in and open the shower door. To make things even worse some dickhead decides to take a picture of you buck naked in the shower.

Now obviously this girl doesn’t care that her friends see her naked. She probably doesn’t even care if the guys in the room see her naked. She might however care if guys all over the internet are smacking their cocks while watching her naked in the shower. Ph well she should have thought about the before she let the pictures leak aout. Thanks drunk friends we appreciate that!

I’m going to go way out on a limb and say that this chick is totally hammered drunk. She doesn’t really look like the kind of girl that would let some douchebag feel her up in the middle of the kitchen. Now I could be wrong and that could have ben her boyfriend of ten years but the way he is grabbing her tit suggests to me that its been a long time without pussy for this knob.

If I was there I would have stopped this little slut from making a huge mistake with this tool. Instead I would let me make a mistake with my huge tool. Did I ever tell you how much I love fucking college sluts!

OK… I’m going to start off by saying there is no way this art was done by a guy. I can’t imagine some guy holding his hand still enough to paint this goddess. Hell my hand would be shaking as hard as my cock would be twitching. Yeah I know who ever did this is a professional but lets face it I dount the do super sexy college sluts like this very often.

If they do where do I sigh up for that gig. I don’t remember my high school guidance councillor  giving me the option of painting half naked ladies. They didn’t give me the option to blog about naked college sluts either and thats worked out rather well, so I really can’t complain.

Girls just know that if they really want to get guys going all they have to do is lez out infront of us. They don’t even have to goo hardcore. Just watching a couple girls kiss in a nightclub gets every guy in the place going. I guess its just the thought of nailing one slut while she is eating her friends pussy that guys all guys have in the back of their head.

YES ladies I said all guys have that in the back of their head. If your guy tells you that he has no interest in fucking you while you chow down on your best friend he is FUCKING lying.

You would never guess it, but this experienced looking slut is actually just a freshman in her first semester at college. The suburban chick has let all the freedom go to her head and she’s basically become unstoppable in her quest to get as down and dirty as possible before midterm cramming. It looks like she’s off to a good start. After a quite raging party where a bunch of under 21 year old girls were openly drinking for the first time, the blond babe somehow ended up with a cock in her cunt.

We don’t know all the details leading up to this sexcapade, but it is certain that the bimbo was testing her college education in some sort of drinking trivia game. She obviously lost because she was all nicely drunk. The best thing about party coeds who are just wasted enough without being unconscious is that they give the best sloppy blowjobs. Alcohol also seems to kill the gag reflex. When this couple started fucking, they didn’t even mind that we were documenting the whole thing. The little college tramp was actually proud to show off her best skill. I think we will give her some extra credit for this performance.

Now here is a happy party gal folks! She looks like she’s having one hell of a time. Of course she’s drunk though, otherwise she wouldn’t usually let a wretch like that guy near her! I mean, look at him, he looks like a fucking frog for Christ’s sake! I think if Dylan Daniels was sober all she’d actually want to do with this guy is punch him in the face, don’t you?

She has a certain look doesn’t she? She actually reminds me a little of Sheryl Crowe the rock singer. Both women have a really sexy, wild look about them that just makes me want to party with them all night long; and I don’t think I’d have any problem with Dylan Daniels do you? However, having said that, I’m not too sure, looking at her face here in the picture, whether she is actually enjoying herself or whether she is actually passing out; it looks curiously like she hasn’t a clue what she’s doing, and there is nothing worse than a dreadfully drunk bitch who doesn’t know what she’s doing. I like them at least a little compos mentis!